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Sunday, October 9, 2011

Breast Cancer Awareness Month has CG Thinking about her Breasts

Dear Readers,

For a change in pace I'm sending a question out to our readers. This Cool Girl needs your help!

Cool Girls were discussing breast lifts yesterday (It's breast cancer awareness month!) and surgery is absolutely out of the question for me. I'm much too conservative with money and post surgery memories of feeling like dog crap for 10 weeks have left me surgery-shy.

So what do you think? Should I;

A)Buy an expensive push-up bra from Victoria's Secret that will position the "girls" somewhere just below my chin
B) Borrow hubby's Duct tape and create my own sort of 'breast-sling' for the "girls"
C) Reconsider surgery and go ahead and throw in a face-lift along with the breast-lift
D) Just deal with the fact that I am getting older, sling the "girls" over my shoulder and go on with life

Please post your answers in the comments section under this post. I'm eagerly awaiting your replies!

Ride on,

ChopperGal

7 comments:

  1. Goliath feel duct tape is always an acceptable option.

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  2. And cheap too! But not as cheap as just slinging 'em.

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  3. I'll have you know that Martha "Jules" Stewart has perfect breasts, ( as you could expect).

    Her alter-ego "Jules"??...Eh, well they always say if you can't say something nice about someone, don't say it at all.

    And that's a "Good Thing" :)

    Martha "Jules" Stewart

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  4. Well now. After reading your response 4 times in a row I think the message you were trying to convey has finally sunk in! HAHAHA!

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  5. Damn. You deleted 3 of them. Will this cause our very first argument on the blog? hehehe!

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  6. Not at all CW!!

    I just forgot for a minute that subtlety is a Martha "Jules" Stewart trademark, and perhaps being reminded of my perfect breasts 4 times was overkill.

    It's a "Good Thing"
    Martha "Jules" Stewart

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  7. Dear ChopperGal,
    Please keep in mind the sticky residue left behind from duct tape. I often have trouble removing the residue after fun night with Ward.

    June "SquarePeg" Cleaver

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