Dear Cool Girls,
I hope you can help me. I have a dear friend who has fallen into a wardrobe trap. She has gained some weight and wears moomoos EVERY DAY! It is becoming somewhat embarrassing to be seen with her in public. What should I do?
Hopefully,
Dear Friend
Dear Dear Friend,
Seriously? You want me to help you help a friend who wears MOOMOOS? No one, I repeat no one should be allowed in public in a moomoo. I would suggest you invite her to your home, pop some lite popcorn and force her to watch episodes of Leave it to Beaver. Then she can see how real women dress for all occasions…shirt dresses and pearls. Following the viewing, take her shopping for appropriate attire, and don’t forget the pumps and aprons!
I’m sure that will help, and chin up!
June “SquarePeg” Cleaver
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